Right, 'twas the Highlanders who climbed, Lowlanders were out of practice having nothing to climb. One thing you forgot to mention was the wives feeding the fat to the pigs, the first hams chewing the fat. When they had no fat they chewed rags, oh you know, rag chewing was the alternative to contesting, more peaceful than protesting. The majority of protesters were of the Moran Clan, you know, Morans. Around that time Hadrian built a wall not to keep the Romans out but to keep the fearsome blue painted kilt wearing Claymore wielding Scots in. The Romans knew no property laws and kept trespassing in Bonnie Scotland and the outer reaches of Mary Queen of Scots which got the Blue Men, and a few Irish Orange Men upset so they finally put a stop to it. They borrowed trebuchets from the French and some fire from the Greeks, having haggis on hand they were ready. They wailed on the bagpipes and the Romans came to investigate what was getting the pigs all upset and ran headlong into a wall of flaming haggis flying at them. Scared out of their wits they ran for the shelter of the Seven Hills only to find Rome in ruins having been sacked by the Vandals and the rest is as they say, his story. No, not her story, there were no women scribes in those days most people being illiterate. That's why only centuries later the records were read and the truth came out to be reprinted here.
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