Looks nice. If you do move in, get rid of the shrubbery in line with the section between the garage and the main house. It is known as a crook nook and the shrubs provide extra cover.
Why that was the first thing off the top of my head? Just a suggestion. Not a paranoid fantasy. If you want some real paranoia, ask a cop about that spot.
Cornfield? You have read Children of the Corn by Stephen King, right? A tower with the right RF will take care of any stray corn kids.
Are all those people still following you?
A clear conscience is usually a sign of a bad memory
All the world’s a stage, but obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce.
Oh sure, now they're all cold and hard, and sealed for all time in grease.
Hey, you didn't want them earlier and now you complain? We're coming up to a refinery. Throw them in a vat in there for a few seconds and you'll be good to go.