Have you forgotten Fred Sanford who invented the Watts This pale red fizzy ass kicker? Eh, that's if you want an exotic name for half Champale and half Ripple, Champipplie. Then there was a west coast drink with a New York radio station named after it, WPLJ, white port and lemon juice (ooh what it do to you). As for beer, leave it beer for crying out loud! Eh, do what you want with Bud, it's not beer and lives up to the name for cheap crap, about as close to panther piss as you can get. Well, that's what I thought until somebody gave me a can (Beer in cans? YUCH!!!) of Sam Adams Boston Lager, now I know what dirt tastes like.