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  1. 02-17-2013, 04:38 PM #1
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    Text codes for seniors

    Young people have theirs ... now Seniors have their own texting codes:


    ATD - At the Doctors
    BFF - Best Friends Funeral
    BTW - Bring the Wheelchair
    BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth
    CBM - Covered by Medicare
    CUATSC - See You at the Senior Centre
    DWI - Driving While Incontinent
    FWIW - Forgot Where I Was
    GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
    GHA - Got Heartburn Again
    HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement
    LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out
    LOL - Living on Lipitor
    OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas
    TOT - Texting on Toilet
    WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?
    WTFA - Wet the Furniture Again
    GGLKI - Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!


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