Pope Benedict XVI Says He Will Resign

[KC2UGV]

Dear Vatican;

I am available for the position.

Sincerely,

Pope Carlo l

[X-Rated]

Pope Carlo will think the real job sucks. They only pay like $200M a year. That isn't even considered income as that would be subject to taxes and tithing. Ergo, the Pope only gets a billion dollars every 5 years to blow personally the way he sees fit.

[N2CHX]

the Pope only gets a billion dollars every 5 years to blow personally the way he sees fit.

Dollars, or little boys? Just making sure that wasn't a typo.