My wife caught me in the shower with the can of Lysol. She got angry because she was convinced I didn't think she cleaned the shower well enough.

I explained to her that now that we have a house full of men and things happen in that shower that she doesn't want to know about and SHE should spray it before using it as well. She gave me one of those looks that either says, "What in the hell are you talking about?" or, "I don't want to know!"

So, I explained that the little Spermies scream as they circle the drain.....

I guess she didn't want to know........ Jeez... she should have said so!