♫ The sailors all died and the women all cried cause they had to go on welfare and had no insurance ...
♫ The children wandered 'round town with no jobs to be found so they turned to drugs and pro-ahh-sti-tution ...
I know, right? That was an old bit from a comedian who said that anytime you want to clear out a party that all you had to do was put on the song,
Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald" and suddenly people would be tripping over each other trying to get out the door.