We Could Talk About The Weather

[W7XF]

Damn, it's still in the 60s here.

Eddie.....you and I are fixing to get lynched...... 57 out on my back porch!

[NA4BH]

BASTID's

[K7SGJ]

Eddie.....you and I are fixing to get lynched...... 57 out on my back porch!

Well, at least it's warm enough that the hangin trees still have leaves on them.

[NA4BH]

My cat walks by and tells me to fsck off, that's how cold it is.

[K7SGJ]

My cat walks by and tells me to fsck off, that's how cold it is.

We tell you the same thing, in every kind of weather.

[NA4BH]

Is there such a thing as a desert weasel?

[WØTKX]

rat weasel

when you get real drunk and make animal noises while flailing your arms laying on your back

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...m=rat%20weasel

[K7SGJ]

rat weasel



http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...m=rat%20weasel

Huh. Who Gnu?

That's what I do to try and get the wife in the mood.

It never works, of course, but it does wear me out.

[W9JEF]

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An annotated thermometer
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(degrees Fahrenheit, then Celsius)

+50 / +10
* New York tenants turn on the heat
* Wisconsinites plant gardens

+40 / +4
* Californians shiver uncontrollably
* Wisconsinites sunbathe

+35 / +2
* Italian cars don't start

+32 / 0
* Distilled water freezes

+30 / -1
* You can see your breath
* You plan a vacation in Florida
* Politicians begin to worry about the homeless
* Wisconsinites eat ice cream

+25 / -4
* Boston water freezes
* Californians weep pitiably
* Cat insists on sleeping on your bed with you

+20 / -7
* Cleveland water freezes
* San Franciscans start thinking favorably of LA
* Green Bay Packers fans put on T-shirts

+15 / -10
* You plan a vacation in Acapulco
* Cat insists on sleeping in your bed with you
* Wisconsinites go swimming

+10 / -12
* Politicians begin to talk about the homeless
* Too cold to snow
* You need jumper cables to get the car going

0 / -18
* New York landlords turn on the heat
* Sheboygan brats grilled on the patio, yum!

-5 / -21
* You can hear your breath
* You plan a vacation in Hawaii

-10 / -23
* American cars don't start
* Too cold to skate

-15 / -26
* You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo
* Miamians cease to exist
* Wisconsinites lick flagpoles

-20 / -29
* Cat insists on sleeping in your pajamas with you
* Politicians actually do something about the homeless
* People in LaCrosse think about taking down screens

-25 / -32
* Too cold to kiss
* You need jumper cables to get the driver going
* Japanese cars don't start
* Milwaukee Brewers head for spring training

-30 / -34
* You plan a two-week hot bath
* Pilsener freezes
* Bock beer production begins
* Wisconsinites shovel snow off roof

-38 / -39
* Mercury freezes
* Too cold to think
* Wisconsinites button top button

-40 / -40
* Californians disappear
* Car insists on sleeping in your bed with you
* Wisconsinites put on sweaters

-50 / -46
* Congressional hot air freezes
* Alaskans close the bathroom window
* Green Bay Packers practice indoors

-60 / -51
* Walruses abandon Aleutians
* Sign on Mount St. Helens: "Closed for the Season"
* Wisconsinites put gloves away, take out mittens
* Boy Scouts in Eau Claire start Klondike Derby

-70 / -57
* Glaciers in Central Park
* Hudson residents replace diving boards with hockey nets
* Green Bay snowmobilers organize trans-lake race to Sault Ste.
Marie

-80 / -62
* Polar bears abandon Baffin Island
* Rhinelander Birkebeiner
* Girl Scouts in Eau Claire start Klondike Derby

-90 / -68
* Edge of Antarctica reaches Rio de Janeiro
* Lawyers chase ambulances for no more than 10 miles
* Minnesotans migrate to Wisconsin thinking it MUST be warmer

-100 / -73
* Santa Claus abandons North Pole
* Wisconsinites pull down earflaps

-173 / -114
* Ethyl alcohol freezes
* Only Door County cherries usable in brandy Manhattans

-297 / -183
* Oxygen precipitates out of atmosphere
* Microbial life survives only on dairy products

-445 / -265
* Superconductivity

-452 / -269
* Helium becomes a liquid

-454 / -270
* Hell freezes over

-456 / -271
* Illinois drivers drop below 85 MPH on I-90

-458 / -272
* Incumbent politician renounces a campaign contribution

-460 / -273 (Absolute Zero)
* All atomic motion ceases
* Wisconsinites allow as to how it's getting a mite nippy

[N2NH]

We're forecast to be in negative Farenheith territory early next week. Weds, 9 was the high, Thurs, 20 (we beat the forecasted 17), today, 16 forecasted, 20 right now. The bathroom door is closed. When it is opened it feels like a zero degree meat locker blasts the living room. Indoors it's a balmy 70. Unless you open the bathroom door. Then it'll be 58.

Summer is overdue in my book. I'll trade Mr. Desert Rat 25 degrees so we can hit 24 tonight. ;)