They're called Skyporn whackers for three reasons, their logo looks like tRump's orange butt, while chasing storms the alpha hotels jam up local repeaters, and interfere with emergency services. The funniest repeater mess I heard was every one of them saying "only light rain" or "no rain here". Then some strong signal came over them, a guy beating his chest sounding like he was in a TV news helicopter imitating Al Roker then weatherman on channel 4 New York. Then after a round of laughter from other amused listeners... silence. So, if you see a porcupine car with as many stickers as antennas on the road go quickly in the opposite direction, The Wizard of Oz was only a movie, stay safe.

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