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    Orca Whisperer PA5COR's Avatar
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    Bagpiper at a funeral

    As a bagpiper, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless Man.

    He had no family or friends, so the service was to be at a Pauper's cemetery in the back country.

    As I was not familiar with the backwoods, I got lost and, being a typical man, I didn't stop for directions.

    I finally arrived an hour late and saw the funeral guy had evidently gone and the hearse was nowhere in sight.

    There were only the diggers and crew left and they were eating lunch.

    I felt badly and apologized to the men for being late.

    I went to the side of the grave and looked down and the vault lid was already in place.

    I didn't know what else to do, so I started to play.

    The workers put down their lunches and began to gather around.

    I played out my heart and soul for this man with no family and friends.

    I played like I've never played before for this homeless man.

    And as I played 'Amazing Grace,' the workers began to weep.

    They wept, I wept, we all wept together.

    When I finished I packed up my bagpipes and started for my car.

    Though my head hung low, my heart was full.

    As I opened the door to my car, I heard one of the workers say,

    "I never seen nothin' like that before and I've been putting in septic tanks for twenty years."


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    That's the third time that joke has been posted in the past month or so.
    All the world’s a stage, but obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce.

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    It was the first time I read it. I LOL'ed. I read it to the family that is gathered here for the holidaze. They LOL'ed as well. None of us get out much, and the comics we watch on tv joke always seem to joke about sex. Thanks Cor.

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    Too funny!!

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    Just trying to keep a mildly funny note going on here since we have enough drama threads ;)
    "If the Republicans will stop telling lies about the Democrats, we will stop
    telling the truth about them." - Adlai Stevenson (1900-1965)
    “I’m not liberal/conservative, I’m anti-idiotarian.”
    At some point in the last 20 years, the left moved to the center, and the right moved into a mental institution

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    Quote Originally Posted by PA5COR View Post
    Just trying to keep a mildly funny note going on here since we have enough drama threads ;)
    Drama. Because mid 80s Jerry Springer wasn't enough that we must emulate it.

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    I liked it....a fourth time wont kill us.
    The louder the monkey, the smaller its balls.

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    As the original poster of that joke, I fully concur. Cracking good stuff! :)

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