I am so hurt, Ron. I'm like crying.
I am so hurt, Ron. I'm like crying.
Sorry, I'm behind on my caffeine intake today. I even switched from coffee to diet Mt. Dew... I'd have gone to Jolt but it's not stocked in the vending machines.
Come to Breezeshooters next June, and I'll make it up to you. No, I won't buy you a burger, but I'll cook you one!
“Nobody is going to feel sorry for us. 90% of the people don’t care, the other 10% are glad it happened.” — Clint Hurdle, 2019
BAN THE DH!
Fudd's First Law of Opposition: If you push something hard enough, it WILL fall down.
Teslacle's Deviant to Fudd's Law: It goes in, it must go out.
"The 2020 election wasn't stolen, and speaking the truth is only a crime in countries ruled by tyrants" - Liz Cheney
“Nero fiddled while Rome burned. Trump golfed.” — Bernie Sanders