Oh the nasty shit those Nitany Lions do when they're not playing football! If you have a dead Nitany Lion, or ordinary dead cat, you can bring it to Miskatonic University in New England where Herbert West DRA will return it to life for a small fee. No more messing about with Dr. Viktor Frankenstein and his sidekick Igor taking risks with the Burgomeister digging up corpses and even murder when they were not fresh enough, then putting them together and zapping them with "the cosmic ray of life" that turns out to be ordinary lightning. No more of that messy stuff, West's glowing green gunk will have them up and about in no time, usually up and about their hands around his neck.
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On edit; I just remembered the theme music is the same as Psycho, check it out.