This recent discussion [ https://forums.hamisland.net/showthr...ket-list/page3 ] brought to mind a old joke, which I figured was a little more appropriate for this forum.
One day, a young lady was admitted to local hospital with an acute attach of appendicitus. Now, since she was a member in good standing of the Punk society, amongst many other things (like tatoos and piercings and such), her hair was dyed green.
All of her hair. Including her pubic hair. (Well, at least she was consistent...)
Above that, ah, patch, on her lower abdomen, was tatooed the phrase "Stay Off The Grass"
Well, the nature of the surgery was such that during prep, she was shaved.
The surgeon, noting the tatoo & being made aware of the related circumstances, added this note to her chart:
Sorry about the grass. Had to mow the lawn.
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