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  1. 12-04-2012, 11:25 PM #1
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    A Little Fender Bender. Oh BTW



    Letter to husband

    My Darling Husband,
    Before you return from your business trip, I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately it's not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me. I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The garage door is slightly bent but fortunately the pick up came to a halt when it bumped into your car. I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart. I am enclosing a picture of the damage for you. I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.
    Your loving wife.
    XXX

    P.S. Your girlfriend called.
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  2. 12-05-2012, 12:13 AM #2
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    That's a Ferrari under that pickup...
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    Not only that but the pick up was in the garage and the Ferrari drove UNDER it.
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  4. 12-05-2012, 10:23 AM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by WR1O View Post
    Not only that but the pick up was in the garage and the Ferrari drove UNDER it.
    After the scooter was driven into the garage and pushed the Ferrari under the pickup.
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  5. 12-05-2012, 11:14 AM #5
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    ^needs some serious elbow grease then....
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    Hey! Just noticed the scooter. Looks like a Honda.
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    It's OK. The cooler wasn't damaged.............. Beer anyone?
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    Quote Originally Posted by KG4CGC View Post


    Letter to husband

    My Darling Husband,
    Before you return from your business trip, I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately it's not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me. I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The garage door is slightly bent but fortunately the pick up came to a halt when it bumped into your car. I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart. I am enclosing a picture of the damage for you. I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.
    Your loving wife.
    XXX

    P.S. Your girlfriend called.
    Great posting!!

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