So, me and the dog got bored. I was thinking about how much fun I used to have picking up teenage girls 40 years ago. I was regularly encouraged by my peers and others to engage in that activity--and was pretty successful at it.
So out I go. I find that they laugh at me, and have had to dodge several tear gas demonstrations. Another couple ran off quickly--I just can't get up any speed to catch a running woman any more.
Anyone have some suggestions to improve my odds?
Give a man a fish, and he will eat it. Teach a man to fish and he will spend lots of money on tackle...
"Friendships come in strange packages
The best ones are opened with a smile"
NA4BH '15
That must be MHZ's. It looks like a double wide...Originally Posted by NA4BH
Give a man a fish, and he will eat it. Teach a man to fish and he will spend lots of money on tackle...
Sorry, the valet parking on the Island has been lacking as of late.
Holy crap, you're right. Sans bullet holes.
Last edited by NA4BH; 11-30-2012 at 01:00 AM.
"Friendships come in strange packages
The best ones are opened with a smile"
NA4BH '15
...... not that we've really needed valet parking
Why,driving into a brick wall at 60 miles per hour, would I expect it not to hurt!
Walk and Talk like a Canajun!!
Definitely not for Canadians. They are too cheap to pay for it......... not that we've really needed valet parking
Not for the hoverround--but for the masses of heavy ham hoarder horseshit.Sorry, the valet parking on the Island has been lacking as of late.
Holy crap, you're right. Sans bullet holes.
Last edited by AE1PT; 11-30-2012 at 01:03 AM.
Give a man a fish, and he will eat it. Teach a man to fish and he will spend lots of money on tackle...
Win that $550 million Powerball Lottery. You'll have no problem after that.
All the world’s a stage, but obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce.
Yes, but I refuse to pay a tax on being mathematically impaired...
I'm going down to the bus station now and going to try to catch a runaway with a net. Or a stun gun. Whatever works...
Last edited by AE1PT; 11-30-2012 at 12:54 AM.
Give a man a fish, and he will eat it. Teach a man to fish and he will spend lots of money on tackle...
This reporter wants to know, can Patrick dance Swan Lake street style?
http://youtu.be/pbBzyTJPt30
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