Originally Posted by N2NH
Reminds me of my first wife...
Wow, Does she have a sister? Or even half of one?
Reminds me of my first wife...
Wow, Does she have a sister? Or even half of one?
We never had weather like this before they started messing around with that internet stuff.
Even her tits are armoured!
The louder the monkey, the smaller its balls.
No she doesn't have a sister, and yes, she had armored boobs but she always looked horny.
False advertising.
“The basic tool for the manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use the words."
--Philip K. Dick
:shock:
....horny?
The louder the monkey, the smaller its balls.
That's not armor. There's a couple of Chinese guys in there, somewhere.
A clear conscience is usually a sign of a bad memory
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The question everyone is trying to ask, Does she put out on the first date?
"Friendships come in strange packages
The best ones are opened with a smile"
NA4BH '15
Depends on what it is you want her to put out.
What?? She has ch*nks in her armor???
(Sorry for the political incorrectness but that opportunity was just too good to pass up...)
All the world’s a stage, but obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce.
If you agree to go on a date with her, i think its in your best interest to put out. It could get dangerous if you dont.
The louder the monkey, the smaller its balls.
What time does man from China go to dentist?
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