It all started out simply enough. Earlier this month, Verizon told me that I was eligible for an upgrade. At first, I resisted--my Droid 2G seemed just fine even though I could not see the damned thing well enough to navigate internet anything. So sez I, maybe I should look at what is available now.
This led to the discovery of the Razr Maxx HD. Holy Christ on a crutch!
Wirefly got me in to it $100 cheaper than Verizon--but still it was $200. No mobile solution is complete without all the paraphernalia to make life grand. By the time I finished with the car mount, Seidio holster (had to use a Droid X as they don't have one for the Maxx yet), and other happy horseshit--another $120. Let me tell you though that this phone is the bomb. On any dimension I will stand it up against Apple and say "Suck Hind Tit Steve..."
Now that this sucked my wallet further dry--especially after the grand I sunk into new RF lab equipment--the wife decides that not only do we need the gutters on the house cleaned--we need to add gutter guards as well. I was OK with that--but was unprepared for what was coming next.
I shoulda known better. The last time I was in Home Despot with my honey (on a secret mission) it resulted in $2000 worth of LG front loader laundry gear. The sad end of this tale is that $2600 later we have a new refrigerator...Oh, and don't forget the cost of the gutter guards, new downspout drain system--and lotsa paint to redecorate the living room...
Given all of this, I am destitute. My budget for quarters of crack and hookers is exhausted--my sanity is at its end. Please help me survive this tragedy. I need to put up a Top Band antenna before the snow falls. Best reckoning puts this at ONLY a $2000 investment. So, I am asking all of you to donate. Send anything you can to my PayPal account--brokeham@consume.com at your earliest convenience.
Doing so will make JeezSuss love you even more!
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