Warning to Older Men

[N7YA]

And make SURE you type in ALL CAPS for effect FROM TIME TO TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!

[NQ6U]

And make SURE you type in ALL CAPS for effect FROM TIME TO TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!

You ARE absolutely RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!

[wa6mhz]

A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find him..

The son sees his mom and asks, 'What were you and Dad doing?'

The mother replies, 'Well, you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it and help flatten it..'

'You are wasting your time,' said the boy.

'Why is that?' the mom asked puzzled.

'Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up.'

now that was downright FUCKING FUNNY!!!!!!!!!

[NA4BH]

You ARE absolutely RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!

What's he RIGHT about? I can't HEAR him, SOME one IS YELLING !!!!!!!!!!!!

[VE3FMC]

I wonder if MHZ secretly wrote that. It sounds like his style. ;)

No mention of Black Widows, tramps, Rich Bastards who can afford FTDX-5000's and no mention of tacos, queasy deays (or whatever the fuck they are called) SX-88's or the world famous Stockpile of Junk at the Crest Museum.

Nope, wasn't written by MHZ.

[X-Rated]

WOMEN OFTEN RECEIVE!!!!!! warnings about protecting themselves at the mall and in dark parking lots, etc. This is the first warning I have seen for men. I wanted to pass it on in case you haven't heard about it.

A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular customers at Lowe's, Home Depot, Costco, or even Wal-Mart. This one caught me totally by SURPRISE!!!! Over the last month I became a victim of SEVERAL BLACK WIDOWS while out shopping. NOT THE SPIDERS, but ACTUAL BLACK LADIES WHOSE HUSBANDS HAVE PASSED ON... Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic like losing an ebay bid on an SX-88. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends in your Lincoln or Mercury.

Here's how the scam works... Two nice looking, 18 year old girls (Winky Winky) ;) will come over to your LARGE car as you are packing your purchases into your vehicle. They both start wiping your ICOM DISPLAY with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts and messing up the frequency and tone settings. (It's impossible to chunk a repeater). When you thank them and offer them a a coax connection, they say 'No' but thieir eyes say they want to go eat McDonalds CRAP!!!. You agree to drive them and they climb into the black vehicle.

On the way, they start taking off their OBAMA TEE SHIRTS. Then one of them starts biting all over you, while the other one steals your SOUL!!! I had my SOUL stolen July 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, again on the 17th, 20th, 24th, and the 29th. Also August 1st, 4th, 8th, twice on the 16th &17th, and very likely again this upcoming weekend. So tell your friends to be careful. What a horrible way to take advantage of us older men. Warn your friends to be vigilant against OBAMA SUPPORTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;)

[NY3V]

I don't know why the Tea Party steals brains, since they obviously don't know what to do with them.

[N7YA]

WOMEN OFTEN RECEIVE!!!!!! warnings about protecting themselves at the mall and in dark parking lots, etc. This is the first warning I have seen for men. I wanted to pass it on in case you haven't heard about it.

A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular customers at Lowe's, Home Depot, Costco, or even Wal-Mart. This one caught me totally by SURPRISE!!!! Over the last month I became a victim of SEVERAL BLACK WIDOWS while out shopping. NOT THE SPIDERS, but ACTUAL BLACK LADIES WHOSE HUSBANDS HAVE PASSED ON... Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic like losing an ebay bid on an SX-88. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends in your Lincoln or Mercury.

Here's how the scam works... Two nice looking, 18 year old girls (Winky Winky) ;) will come over to your LARGE car as you are packing your purchases into your vehicle. They both start wiping your ICOM DISPLAY with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts and messing up the frequency and tone settings. (It's impossible to chunk a repeater). When you thank them and offer them a a coax connection, they say 'No' but thieir eyes say they want to go eat McDonalds CRAP!!!. You agree to drive them and they climb into the black vehicle.

On the way, they start taking off their OBAMA TEE SHIRTS. Then one of them starts biting all over you, while the other one steals your SOUL!!! I had my SOUL stolen July 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, again on the 17th, 20th, 24th, and the 29th. Also August 1st, 4th, 8th, twice on the 16th &17th, and very likely again this upcoming weekend. So tell your friends to be careful. What a horrible way to take advantage of us older men. Warn your friends to be vigilant against OBAMA SUPPORTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;)

Nicely done Pat impression.