Monkey humor. A girl realized that she had grown hair between her legs. She got worried and asked her mom about that hair. Her mom calmly said that part where hair has grown is called "Monkey" be proud that your monkey has grown hair, the girl smiled. At supper she told her sister " my monkey has grown hair" Her sister smiled and said "that's nothing mine is already eating bananas!". Mom fainted!
When the government's boot is on your throat, whether it is a left boot or a right boot is of no consequence. — GARY LLOYD
The nation we live in is the nation we have built by design, each successive generation raising the wall of tyranny a little higher. - Chris Griffin
We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.
The internet has nothing to do with it, that sort of monkey can't use a typewriter but they love being petted.
"The universe is under no obligation to make sense to you."
Neil deGrasse Tyson
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Well dangit, it started out right didn't it -> "We've all heard that a million monkeys banging"Originally Posted by kb2vxa
Hee... Hee.. He said petted .....
Why,driving into a brick wall at 60 miles per hour, would I expect it not to hurt!
Walk and Talk like a Canajun!!
Don't sweat the petty stuff!
Worst joke ever.
No, this is the worst joke ever:
A priest, a doctor and an engineer were playing golf together. At the fifth hole they were delayed by the foursome ahead of them who were playing very, very slowly. By the time they were at the tenth hole, they were very aggravated by the slow pace of play and were about to complain when a groundskeeper explained. It seems that the slow players were former firefighters who had been blinded in the line of duty while putting out a fire at the country club's own clubhouse. Since then, they'd been allowed to play for free whenever they wished.
The priest, somewhat abashed by his impatience said "Bless them, I will pray for them tonight."
The doctor said "One of my colleagues is the finest ophthalmologist in the country. I will have him examine them and see if anything can be done."
The engineer said "Why don't they just fucking play at night?
All the world’s a stage, but obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce.
Is this the jokes department?
My grandfather retired when he was 60 and decided to walk 5 miles every day.
He's 97 now and we have no idea where he is.
I think I saw him at the mall in Phoenix. Did he have an English accent?
A clear conscience is usually a sign of a bad memory
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