Originally Posted by
N2KKM
Worst joke ever.
No, this is the worst joke ever:
A priest, a doctor and an engineer were playing golf together. At the fifth hole they were delayed by the foursome ahead of them who were playing very, very slowly. By the time they were at the tenth hole, they were very aggravated by the slow pace of play and were about to complain when a groundskeeper explained. It seems that the slow players were former firefighters who had been blinded in the line of duty while putting out a fire at the country club's own clubhouse. Since then, they'd been allowed to play for free whenever they wished.
The priest, somewhat abashed by his impatience said "Bless them, I will pray for them tonight."
The doctor said "One of my colleagues is the finest ophthalmologist in the country. I will have him examine them and see if anything can be done."
The engineer said "Why don't they just fucking play at night?
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