"For some reason known only to Staten Islanders, the VZ's toll booths work in the opposite direction of every Hudson crossing in the rest of the city and state."
Those familiar with NYC area club bands know the Beagles, nearly unknown outside Brooklyn. Their signature tune could be confused with an advertizing slogan for the Roach Motel unless you read between the lines and understand the Brooklyn mentality and it's not the Staten Islanders.
Welcome to Brooklyn New Yawk
Such a lovely place (such a lovely place)
Such a lovely face
Plenty of room here in downtown Brooklyn
Any time of year (any time of year)
You can find it here...
Last thing I remember, I was
Driving for the BQ Distressway
I had to find the passage back
To the Island South Shore
"Relax," said the toll man,
"We are programmed to receive.
You can check-out any time you like,
But you can never leave!"
The bridge has been called New York's most dangerous bridge because 170,000 people cross it per day into Brooklyn, can't get home and are eaten by zombies.
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