He'd end up talking to Rich Little posing as the ghost of George Washington.

Quagmire: Wait a second.
Joe: Yeah, no shit.
Peter: What?
Quagmire: Peter, that's not Ronald Reagan. That's Rich Little! [to the ham radio] You're Rich Little!
Joe: He must be on his own ham radio!
Rich Little: [imitating Johnny Carson] Ah, well, uh, you know, Ed, the kids say you gotta go viral to promote yourself these days.
Peter: So, this is not Reagan?
Quagmire: No, it's Rich Little. He's an impressionist. He's been screwing with your head.
Peter: Well, this thing is worthless! Like my Palestinian alarm clock.