He takes me deep-sea fishing in a submarine
We go to drive-in movies in a limousine
He's got a Bell 47 with an APU and a 12-foot yacht
Ah, but that's-a not all he's got

He's got tan shoes with pink shoelaces
A polka dot vest and man, oh, man
Tan shoes with pink shoelaces
And a big Panama with a purple hat band

Hello?