Moosylvania is an island in Veronica Lake on the border of the US and Canada that neither will claim ownership. In 1962 Jay Ward decided to campaign for Moosylvania statehood so he and Howard Brandy embarked on a cross-country tour in a decorated van gathering signatures on a petition. When they arrived at the White House their timing couldn't have been worse, it was the height of the Cuban Missile Crisis. Kennedy wasn't amused and they were escorted off the grounds.

Then there's Potsylvania, an Eastern European country dedicated to all matters related to espionage and deceitfulness; children were taught in schools how to commit crimes and accessible only by submarine. It's the world's source of mooseberries, a key ingredient in rocket fuel, the government is headed by Fearless Leader with the second in charge being Mr. Big. Boris Badenov and Natasha Fatale are their prime agents in the never ending plot code named The World Is Not Enough, Renard is only the front-man.

So much for the geography lesson, now we salute the flag and sing the national anthem.

Hail, Pottsylvania
Hail to the black and the blue!
Hail, Pottsylvania
Sneaky and crooked through and through,
Down with the good guys, up with the boss
Under the sign of the triple cross, hey!
Hail, Pottsylvania,
Hail, hail, hail!