No, Really...Just swallow

[X-Rated]

Your lady feeling depressed?

Interesting, indeed: Gallup — who started our phone conversation with, “So you want to talk about semen?” — found that women who were practicing unprotected heterosexual sex reported significantly fewer depressive symptoms than women who had protected sex or no sex at all. He and his co-authors concluded that semen might act as an antidepressant.

Amusingly, Gallup says he receives “semen testimonials” from women who come across word of his research online and feel compelled to write him with their own tales of seminal joy.

[K7SGJ]

Your lady feeling depressed?

Amusingly, Gallup says he receives “semen testimonials” from women who come across word of his research online and feel compelled to write him with their own tales of seminal joy.

I think that was supposed to be "SEVEN testimonials".

[N2NH]

So, men are good for something after all. Interesting that. Especially after reading this tripe in the NY Times Op-Ed page...

With expanding reproductive choices, we can expect to see more women choose to reproduce without men entirely. Fortunately, the data for children raised by only females is encouraging. As the Princeton sociologist Sara S. McLanahan has shown, poverty is what hurts children, not the number or gender of parents.
That’s good, since women are both necessary and sufficient for reproduction, and men are neither. From the production of the first cell (egg) to the development of the fetus and the birth and breast-feeding of the child, fathers can be absent. They can be at work, at home, in prison or at war, living or dead.

Riiight. So, if you're not needed, please be my guest and jump in front of a train.

Sounds like more of the "we don't need men" hysteria I've been seeing lately now that there are 7 women to one man (including gay guys and married men).

Interestingly this is now being called "satire". No it's not. It's like saying this is just a joke. It is neither. It makes me wonder what the "male" author was smoking.

Guys, women don't need us anymore.

[NY3V]

Your lady feeling depressed?

Giant anti-depressant

(Com-mand Respect)

[kb2vxa]

"Guys, women don't need us anymore."

Long before there was Amazon dot com there were Amazons. Penthesilea participated in the Trojan War and men have been wearing raincoats in the shower ever since. Down through the ages Trojans have survived, some having learned to dance developing good vibrations and now it's happened, finally after untold thousands of years men have become obsolete.

[N2NH]

"Guys, women don't need us anymore."

Long before there was Amazon dot com there were Amazons. Penthesilea participated in the Trojan War and men have been wearing raincoats in the shower ever since. Down through the ages Trojans have survived, some having learned to dance developing good vibrations and now it's happened, finally after untold thousands of years men have become obsolete.

I don't vibrate like that. Besides, all that does is numb the woman using it until nothing will satisfy them.

[K7SGJ]

I don't vibrate like that. Besides, all that does is numb the woman using it until nothing will satisfy them.

Well, there is this as a last resort. Come to think of it, I think I spend a week, one day, at the last resort.

[N2NH]

Well, there is this as a last resort. Come to think of it, I think I spend a week, one day, at the last resort.

He's got a gun and he's not afraid to use it.

[KJ3N]

He's got a gun and he's not afraid to use it.

Neither is this guy.

[NY3V]

The Sybian