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    Nap Time: Alternative Child Care


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    Why do some people always want to complicate everything? Alternative Child Care is right here in a bottle:



    My own mother used this method extensively and I turned out just fine. All that time spent in rehab when I was 8 years old did me a world of good.
    All the world’s a stage, but obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce.

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    I'm currently in contact with a man who was fed alcohol by his mom when he was 8. He suffers multiple health problems including addictions leading to morbid obesity. At 450 lbs. it's hard finding a simple chair he can sit in.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KG4CGC View Post
    I'm currently in contact with a man who was fed alcohol by his mom when he was 8. He suffers multiple health problems including addictions leading to morbid obesity. At 450 lbs. it's hard finding a simple chair he can sit in.
    See, that's his problem—his mom didn't start giving him alcohol until he was eight. Mine started me on the stuff at two years old and I was weaned off the stuff at eight. You got to start 'em young.

    BTW, I weigh in at about 202 lbs right now.
    All the world’s a stage, but obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KG4CGC View Post
    Yes, yes I did. :rofl:

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    "I quietly removed the nipple from Baby LeRoy's bottle, dropped in a couple of noggins of gin, and returned it to Baby LeRoy. After sucking on the pacifier for a few minutes, he staggered through the scene like a Barrymore."
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    The 2 minute area, "I feel pregnant" almost made me spit beer on the screen.
    I am surprised at such a sudden deterioration in a woman whose only ailment was a lazy anus.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KC9ECI View Post
    The 2 minute area, "I feel pregnant" almost made me spit beer on the screen.
    Lol, I made Pilar come in and watch that part. She nearly pissed herself laughing.

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