There was no doubt this wildebeest had already celebrated the 18th anniversary of her 18th birthday.Originally Posted by K7SGJ
There was no doubt this wildebeest had already celebrated the 18th anniversary of her 18th birthday.
I am surprised at such a sudden deterioration in a woman whose only ailment was a lazy anus.
Would that be 18 + 18, or 18 x 18?
+ not X. I don't think X can still self lubricate.
I am surprised at such a sudden deterioration in a woman whose only ailment was a lazy anus.
Hopefully her first name was the name she went by.
Thanks for reminding me why i don't drink alcohol anymore ;)
"If the Republicans will stop telling lies about the Democrats, we will stop
telling the truth about them." - Adlai Stevenson (1900-1965)
“I’m not liberal/conservative, I’m anti-idiotarian.”
At some point in the last 20 years, the left moved to the center, and the right moved into a mental institution
Fixed to be more appropriate xD
Last edited by W7XF; 07-04-2012 at 01:52 PM.
Encrypt everything. Even if you have nothing to hide. It increases the noise floor.
Rather common among my kind, everyone is dead.This. Never. Happened.
"A night sky full of cries. Hearts filled with lies. The contract: is it worth the price?"
OK, I was looking for the Little Johnny section but I am at a loss. Perhaps a great loss but not a tragedy nor is it an accident.
David Cameron was visiting a Glasgow primary school and the class was in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings.
The teacher asked Mr Cameron if he would like to lead the discussion on the word 'Tragedy'.
So our illustrious leader asked the class for an example of a 'Tragedy'.
A little boy stood up and offered:
'If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing' in the field and a tractor runs over him and kills him, that would be a tragedy.'
'Incorrect,' said Cameron. 'That would be an accident.'
A little girl raised her hand: 'If a school bus carrying fifty children drove over a cliff, killing everybody inside, that would be a tragedy.'
'I'm afraid not', explained Cameron, 'that's what we would refer to as a great loss'.
The room went silent.
No other children volunteered.
Cameron searched the room.
'Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?'
Finally, at the back of the room, little Johnny raised his hand and said:
'If a plane carrying you and Mr. Clegg was struck by a 'friendly fire' missile & blown to smithereens, that would be a tragedy.'
'Fantastic' exclaimed Cameron, 'and can you tell me why that would be a tragedy?'
'Well', said Johnny,'It has to be a tragedy, because it certainly wouldn't be a great loss and it probably wouldn't be a fucking accident either.
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