Give the Girls a squeeze.
Give the Girls a squeeze.
All the world’s a stage, but obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce.
I did, the wife hit back, thanks for the advise...not...
"If the Republicans will stop telling lies about the Democrats, we will stop
telling the truth about them." - Adlai Stevenson (1900-1965)
“I’m not liberal/conservative, I’m anti-idiotarian.”
At some point in the last 20 years, the left moved to the center, and the right moved into a mental institution
I knew a girl like that, on her back she looked like a frog wearing water wings. (no kidding)
"The universe is under no obligation to make sense to you."
Neil deGrasse Tyson
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Gotta relate this anecdote about squeezing the goods, based on a really, really bad blond joke that goes something like this...Originally Posted by KJ6BSO
Yea, it's awful, but gave rise to an extraordinary incident.
The joke goes...
Why does a blond have two more brain cells than a cow?
So she doesn't moo when you squeeze her tits.
OK..now that that awful joke is over.
I was standing in the hallway with a friend once, and he started gesturing me over closer to the wall because a group of customers was walking by that I hadn't seen. I looked around and commented about the size of the group. He replied that, "Yes, there's a whole herd of them." As it turned out, one of the members of the group, a blonde, heard him and said, "Moo!". No shit -- really happened. I busted a gut to keep from cracking up until they were out of earshot so I could tell my friend about the joke.
If it's a war on drugs, then free the POW's.
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