Taking the bus

[WA4TM]

I would like to share an experience with you all, about drinking and driving.

As you well know, some of us have been known to have had rare brushes with the authorities on our way home from the odd social session over the years.

A couple of nights ago, I was out for a few drinks with some friends and had a few too many beers and some rather nice red wine.

Knowing full well I may have been slightly over the limit, I did something I've never done before .... I took a bus home.

Sure enough I passed a roadblock but as it was a bus they waved it past.
I arrived home safely without incident, which was a real surprise, as I have never driven a bus before and am not sure where I got it from!

If you know of anybody missing a bus please let me know so I can arrange to return it.

[KG4CGC]

Senility has its privileges.
For everything else there's MasterCard.

[W3WN]

Henny Youngman's estate called. They want a royalty for that joke.

[HUGH]

[KC2UGV]

Sounds like a night on the town with Dr. James Corisanti...

[KG4NEL]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3Y64dpZGnE

[G1TWS]

Two men on their way home from a pub. One said I cannot walk that far lets steal a bus from the depot. So one keeps watch outside whilst the other one goes inside. After a long wait he emerges from the depot and says the bus we want, the number 11 was parked right in the corner.

The other man says you should have taken the one by the door. That is a number 8 and we can get off at the war memorial and walk the rest of the way.

[N8YX]

Two men on their way home from a pub. One said I cannot walk that far lets steal a bus from the depot. So one keeps watch outside whilst the other one goes inside. After a long wait he emerges from the depot and says the bus we want, the number 11 was parked right in the corner.

The other man says you should have taken the one by the door. That is a number 8 and we can get off at the war memorial and walk the rest of the way.

Welcome aboard! Charles will get you a drink (I prefer strong stout myself) and we're gonna need a road map for that joke...being Yanks and all.