Sometimes, taking the scriptures literally can be injurious to ones health..
http://usnews.msnbc.msn.com/_news/20...-virginia?lite
Sometimes, taking the scriptures literally can be injurious to ones health..
http://usnews.msnbc.msn.com/_news/20...-virginia?lite
I keep my 2 feet on the ground, and my head in the twilight zone.
Looks like the poor bastid was not 'prayed up' when he picked up the deadly viper. He must have had an unclean thought looking at the teenagers in attendance.
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All the world’s a stage, but obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce.
Some parts of the scripture are historical.
Other parts are allegorical.
When doing something, anything, literally according to the scripture... you'd better know which is which.
And it wouldn't hurt to have an accurate translation from ancient Aramaic into whatever tongue YOU are fluent in, lest there be a misinterpretation due to a mistranslation.
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Amen, and Amen brother.Originally Posted by W3WN
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"Sadly, it always takes a few martyrs to get the ball rolling." Colonel Tim Boldman 2001
"There are no differences but differences of degree between different degrees of difference and no difference."--William James
"Science flies you to the moon. Religion flies you into buildings." Victor J. Stenger
And, apparently, his father was successful in passing along the Stupid gene....He had seen his father die of a snakebite when he was teenager, the Daily Mail reported.
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But not him, fortunately. From a Washington Post article on the deceased:
Wolford’s family avoids the practice. None of his children and stepchildren even go to church.
All the world’s a stage, but obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce.
Obviously the kids didn't get that gene from dad's side of the family. Well, not that we've seen yet.
“Nobody is going to feel sorry for us. 90% of the people don’t care, the other 10% are glad it happened.” — Clint Hurdle, 2019
BAN THE DH!
Fudd's First Law of Opposition: If you push something hard enough, it WILL fall down.
Teslacle's Deviant to Fudd's Law: It goes in, it must go out.
"The 2020 election wasn't stolen, and speaking the truth is only a crime in countries ruled by tyrants" - Liz Cheney
“Nero fiddled while Rome burned. Trump golfed.” — Bernie Sanders
You know...Sad to say this guy gives the rest of the people from WV (like me) a bad rap. I can see the stereotypes fly once again... :roll:
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The stereotype isn't flying, it's sitting up on concrete blocks in your front yard. ;)
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All the world’s a stage, but obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce.
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