Technology for Country folks.

[PA5COR]

1. LOG ON: Makin a wood stove hotter.

2. LOG OFF: Don't add no more wood.

3. MONITOR: Keepin an eye on the wood stove.

4. DOWNLOAD: Gettin the farwood off the truk.

5. MEGA HURTZ: When yer not kerful gettin the farwood.

6. FLOPPY DISC: Whatcha git from tryin to carry too much
farwood.

7. RAM: That thar thing whut splits the farwood.

8. HARD DRIVE: Gettin home in the winter time.

9. PROMPT: Whut the mail ain't in the winter time.

10. WINDOWS: Whut to shut wen it's cold outside.

11. SCREEN: Whut to shut wen it's blak fly season.

12. BYTE: Whut them dang flys do.

13. CHIP: Munchies fer the TV.

14. MICRO CHIP: Whut's in the bottom of the munchie bag.

15. MODEM: Whut cha did to the hay fields.

16. DOT MATRIX: Old Dan Matrix's wife.

17. LAP TOP: Whar the kitty sleeps.

18. KEYBOARD: Whar ya hang the dang keys.

19. SOFTWARE: Them dang plastic forks and knifs.

20. MOUSE: Whut eats the grain in the barn.

21. MAINFRAME: Holds up the barn roof.

22. PORT: Fancy Flatlander wine

23. ENTER: Northerner talk fer "C'mon in y'all"

24. RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY: Wen ya cain't 'member whut ya
paid fer the rifle when yore wife asks.

25. MOUSE PAD: That hippie talk fer the rat hole.

[N7YA]

Sounds like Alaskan speak there.

[N2RJ]

We heat with wood. Best heat ever.

Heats up the house nice and warm, and cheap to boot.

Last year we heat the house all winter for about $500. Less than 1/10th what it would cost with fossil fuel.

[W7XF]

We heat with wood. Best heat ever.

Heats up the house nice and warm, and cheap to boot.

Last year we heat the house all winter for about $500. Less than 1/10th what it would cost with fossil fuel.

Use Gov. FatAss' hot air rhetoric; you and 100 neighbours could have heated the houses for FREE xD

[W3WN]

Use Gov. FatAss' hot air rhetoric; you and 100 neighbours could have heated the houses for FREE xD

Sadle Ryan with a politician? It may be a free source of hot air, but what did he ever do to you to deserve THAT?

[KC2UGV]

We heat with wood. Best heat ever.

Heats up the house nice and warm, and cheap to boot.

Last year we heat the house all winter for about $500. Less than 1/10th what it would cost with fossil fuel.

Depending on your stove, you might be able to retrofit it (With minimal work) to use waste oil or wood. I just saw a Youtube video of a guy who did it. Use wood? Load it in, and burn. Want to burn off some waste oil? Insert burning can, turn on blower fan, and start dripping oil. Pretty slick.

The guy was burning filtered used motor oil, and it burned clean, with no smell. He filtered it to get out the heavy metals to not cause contamination.

[N2RJ]

Depending on your stove, you might be able to retrofit it (With minimal work) to use waste oil or wood. I just saw a Youtube video of a guy who did it. Use wood? Load it in, and burn. Want to burn off some waste oil? Insert burning can, turn on blower fan, and start dripping oil. Pretty slick.

The guy was burning filtered used motor oil, and it burned clean, with no smell. He filtered it to get out the heavy metals to not cause contamination.

I would rather use carbon neutral wood than oil.

I recycle all of my used oil anyway.

[N7YA]

I would rather use carbon neutral wood than oil.

I recycle all of my used oil anyway.

I drink it!! Im just manly that way...

[N2RJ]

I drink it!! Im just manly that way...

I tried using it as starter fuel for the tire fire...

[KG4CGC]

In the case of Gov. Christie, you could tap methane out of that source too. Copious amounts of methane.