As per tradition, the bartender quotes himself thus, the new member is ready to be prepared for catechism.
The Pope arrives, as per tradition, the series of questions and answers commences per the Law of Caesarus Domino Ortega.
Domini domini domini, you’re all Catholics now — so make all the drinks top shelf and put them on the Vatican’s tab.
Pope Carlo
All the world’s a stage, but obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce.