Thought this was really about hats at first. However, much like you, many. I am expected to wear none, I just do.
Of course I am making satire about how often people expect you to be expert and/or have an answer for almost everything under the sun yet when you do answer on the few things you might be expert in or good at nobody listens to you anyway.
I keep my 2 feet on the ground, and my head in the twilight zone.