HOA finally busted me for my sloppy method of getting the coax to the back yard, they told me to "reattach the cable coming out of the second story window"...they have no goddamn clue what they are looking at. Good thing they didnt venture into the back yard to see the big inverted Vee i got propped up there...their fat cantaloupe asses would never get out of the car to look, they just drive through, write a bunch of nonsense down and drive 30 miles back to their office in Henderson. Then they write fix-it letters to the entire complex to try and make some more money for themselves.
And compared to some HOA's, they are very mild!
See that cat below? ...thats what i envision them to look like from the front seat of their HOA dues-funded Lexus as they keep a Gestapo eye out for the tinyest weed along the side of the house..