I always read it as "Im getting old, im no longer respected, i cant poop like i used to. I did shit and you arent patting me on the back enough for it!! FUCK YOU ALL!...im gonna go find other old people to hang around with, live in the past and comiserate until we expire..."


My favorite old people are the ones who realize the above is true, yet know nothing can be done about it and try to find a positive in it all. It can be done and i really hope i can become one of those guys. :)