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    Im a big guy, but my fiancs female Australian Shepherd always acted dominant around me, and tried to hump my leg on several occasions. So, one day on the back deck of our house, it went at me again. I decided to show her whos boss. I grabbed her from behind and started humping her. I did this for, I dont know, 10 seconds.When I looked up, the new neighborswhod just bought the house next door, were all standing in the yard holding their cardboard boxes just watching me. At the moment, I thought, It will seem odd if I stop now. So, I kept going and just waved to them casually. They didnt say a word, and the next week, they put the house back up for sale.

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    Yuuuuge and Bigly, Dawg.
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    Woof

    Like that post was...
    Moving on, my posts are not helpful

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    Well, this IS a thread necromancy...

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    A cowboy, who just moved to Wyoming from Texas , walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud. He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.

    The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy, "You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a time."

    The cowboy replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Arizona , the other is in Colorado . When we all left our home in Texas , we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank together. So I'm drinking one beer for each of my brothers and one for myself."

    The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there.

    The cowboy becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way. He orders three mugs and drinks them in turn.

    One day, he comes in and only orders two mugs. All the regulars take notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss."

    The cowboy looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns in his eyes and he laughs.

    "Oh, no, everybody's just fine," he explains, "It's just that my wife and I joined the Baptist Church and I had to quit drinking."

    "Hasn't affected my brothers though."


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    Let's all sing the Monica Song. Anna one anna two... Yummy yummy yummy I've got love in my tummy 'cause I swallowed when I should have spit.
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