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    Following was forwarded to me earlier today from W3WH's former administrative assistant... as is...
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    One morning a husband returns to the cabin after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.

    Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out, since it is such a beautiful day. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

    Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says," Good morning, Ma'am, what are you doing"?

    "Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious"?) "You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.

    "I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."

    "Yes, but you have all the equipment. I'll have to write you up a ticket."

    "For reading a book"? she replies.

    "You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her again.

    "But officer, I'm not fishing, I'm reading."

    "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to write you up a ticket and you'll have to pay a fine."

    "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.

    "But I haven't even touched you," says the Game Warden.

    "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."

    "Have a nice day ma'am," and he immediately departed.

    MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.

    Sure, God created man before woman. But then you always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece!!...


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