About 20 years ago, I was playing a game at a game store. Surprising, right? I won't go into detail, but it was a LARP with a darker theme. So, we're playing, and this old guy walks in to the shop and looks at us. He asks, 'Are you guys Satanists?'
Without skipping a beat, my friend Mark replies, ''Why, are you a virgin?'' I friggin lost it.



I once worked at a pizza place where they sold pizzas out of the window until late in the night. A drunk man wandered up and asked for fish and chips.
Colleague: ''You're not doing well with the ladies tonight, are you?''
Him: ''No, how did you know?''
Colleague: ''You're not very good at reading signs.''