Merika.Originally Posted by AF7XM
Merika.
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
A lady just asked me for directions..
I told her I wasn't familiar with the area and apologized..
She continued to ask me the same question over and over..
so I gave her directions..
then she told me that god sent her to me. God has a great sense of humor..
cause she's still gonna be fuckin' lost.
I can relate-In New England they still give directions by were a landmark use to be. " Go down the road and turn were the tree blew down in the hurricane of 1938" No one living has ever seen this tree but they still tell you to turn at that point. Truth.
I thought religions were prophet based organizations.
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All the world’s a stage, but obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce.
^^A ha! A great idea for a stand alone forum topic^^
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