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    Quote Originally Posted by KG4CGC View Post
    the love of diodes is a one way thing
    I know there’s got to be a “peak inverse voltage” reply to that but I can’t for the life of me come up with one.
    All the world’s a stage, but obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce.

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    A new supermarket opened near my house!

    It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

    When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing, and you experience the scent of freshly mown hay.

    In the meat department, there is the aroma of charcoal-grilled steaks with onions.

    When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

    The in-house bakery features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread and pastries.


    I don’t buy toilet paper there anymore.




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    Quote Originally Posted by KG4CGC View Post
    A new supermarket opened near my house!

    It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

    When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing, and you experience the scent of freshly mown hay.

    In the meat department, there is the aroma of charcoal-grilled steaks with onions.

    When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

    The in-house bakery features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread and pastries.


    I don’t buy toilet paper there anymore.



    Sounds kind of shitty


    a yankee living in the hind end of the bible belt
    some people are like slinkys, not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.

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    A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar together. The bartender takes one look at them and says “Hey, what is this, a joke?”
    All the world’s a stage, but obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce.

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    Quote Originally Posted by K6BSO View Post
    A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar together. The bartender takes one look at them and says “Hey, what is this, a joke?”
    A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Iman walk into a bar, they all say ouch


    a yankee living in the hind end of the bible belt
    some people are like slinkys, not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.

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    A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little gray hair he had left. Amazing, he thought as he flew down I-94, pushing the pedal even more.

    Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him, lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, What am I doing? I'm too old for this, and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival.
    Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch, and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."

    The old gentleman paused. Then he said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a state trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."

    "Have a good day, sir," replied the trooper.


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