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    A man walks into a zoo.

    The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog.

    It's a shih tzu.

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    Russian recruitment posts are truly miraculous places - hundreds of thousands of diseases were cured there in just one or two health checks.

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    She told me to give her 12" and make it hurt.

    So I screwed her 3 times and punched her in the mouth.


    a yankee living in the hind end of the bible belt
    some people are like slinkys, not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kb2crk View Post
    She told me to give her 12" and make it hurt.

    So I screwed her 3 times and punched her in the mouth.
    We also would have accepted, "folded it in half."

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    Quote Originally Posted by KG4CGC View Post
    We also would have accepted, "folded it in half."
    That would be
    How do you make my dick 12" long

    You fold it in half........


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    some people are like slinkys, not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.

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    Ya but not everybody own's a Johnson. I've seen yours on this forum.

    de AL7JK

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    A clear conscience is usually a sign of a bad memory

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    Nobody "owns" their Johnson. They are just temporary caretakers that are tasked to make sure it always works, it's output is clean, doesn't create harmonics, and is constantly polished to a smooth high luster finish. And when they pass, they no longer have a use for their Johnson, and it usually ends up in someone elses hands, so to speak. If you know what I mean.....................
    A clear conscience is usually a sign of a bad memory

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    "Doesn't create harmonics?" Most have failed at this task.

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