As someone who suffers from a mild form of dyslexia myself, I am offended and call for my fellow dyslexics everywhere to gather together to fight this type of defamation! Yes, I say:
Dyslexics of the world, UNTIE!
All the world’s a stage, but obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce.