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    Quote Originally Posted by ki4itv View Post
    So we're not very good at following directions...
    Ron, you may have to cull through these just the tiniest bit. ;)

    Ahem, I never identified any one specifically. Besides, it's for Island use only.

    But....................On the other hand

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    Oh, I wasn't judging...just had a flash of seriousness.
    It passed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ki4itv View Post
    Oh, I wasn't judging...just had a flash of seriousness.
    It passed.
    So did my breakfast. Really. No shit
    A clear conscience is usually a sign of a bad memory

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    Something... something... Longfellow... something...

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    Clean ones are hard to think of but I remember just one:

    There was a young fellow called Paul
    Who was so exceedingly tall
    That when in bed at night
    He could switch out the light
    By wiggling his toes in the hall.

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    With his amateur radio hobby, the hours he'd fill
    One day, he lamented his shaky old tower over the air
    His XYL overheard this and muttered in despair
    You don't need a new tower, just a little blue pill.

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    There was a young man called O'Flynn
    Who was so exceeding thin
    That when he essayed
    To drink lemonade
    He slipped down the straw and fell in.

    There was a young man from Devizes
    Whose ears were of different sizes
    One was so small
    It was no use at all
    And the other was large and won prizes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HUGH View Post
    Clean ones are hard to think of but I remember just one:

    There was a young fellow called Paul
    Who was so exceedingly tall
    That when in bed at night
    He could switch out the light
    By wiggling his toes in the hall.
    Quote Originally Posted by HUGH View Post
    There was a young man called O'Flynn
    Who was so exceeding thin
    That when he essayed
    To drink lemonade
    He slipped down the straw and fell in.

    There was a young man from Devizes
    Whose ears were of different sizes
    One was so small
    It was no use at all
    And the other was large and won prizes.
    Very nice, but without a radio connection...
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    There was a young ham called Paul
    Who was so exceedingly tall
    When he went to bed at night
    He could blink the light
    With the key in his shack down the hall.

    There, that better? I'll bet he won the left foot contest too.
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    I loved those Newkirk articles, and fondly remember reading about the white-hot rettysnitch finding its mark.

    But if I may make one suggestion: 'BRDs DXH&PDS meetings usually focused on a narrow topic, like the use of excessive power, or the change from using cps to Hz. It might help if you were to post some of the article topics you're thinking about to better focus our efforts.

    73,

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