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  1. 02-18-2012, 07:58 PM #1
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    The Baptist & The Texas Cowboy...

    A Baptist Preacher was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Texas .

    After the plane took off, the cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him.

    The flight attendant then asked the preacher if he would like a drink.

    Appalled, the preacher replied, "I'd rather be tied up and taken advantage of by women of ill-repute,
    than let liquor touch my lips."

    The cowboy then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too, I didn't know we had a choice."
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  2. 02-18-2012, 08:40 PM #2
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    Terrible!

    But funny...
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    Already told it twice. Good one.
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  5. 02-19-2012, 09:28 PM #5
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    I guess I had better do some searching before I post in the future... Sorry for the repost!!!
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  6. 02-19-2012, 11:21 PM #6
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    No.. what I mean is.. I've already repeated the joke twice to others.
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  7. 02-21-2012, 07:37 AM #7
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    I sent it to my email list. Good shit!
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