Flies in the Kitchen.
The husband was chasing flies around the kitchen with a flyswat.
His wife came in and asked: "How many have you caught Dear?"
"Well I got five, three males and two females."
"How can you tell the difference?" his wife asked.:-?:-?:-?
"Easy, three of them were on a beer can and the other two were on the phone."
hah!
"Bacon, Beans and Limousines"
"Actually, it's a Democratic Republic; Democratic comes first".
Please don't confuse my personality with my attitude. My personality is obviously me, But my attitude depends largely upon you.
Woke up this morning, I was feeling quite weird
Had flies in my beard, my toothpaste was smeared
Over my window, they'd written my name
Said, so long, we'll see you again
Hey, Mr. Spaceman
Won't you please take me along
I won't do anything wrong
Hey, Mr. Spaceman
Won't you please take me along for a ride
"The universe is under no obligation to make sense to you."
Neil deGrasse Tyson
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