The manager of a large office considered that he wasn't getting enough respect from his employees so, just before he went off to lunch one day, he hung a sign on his office door saying:
"I AM THE BOSS"
"Remember I am in charge"
When he returned from lunch his secretary was waiting with a message:
"Your wife phoned during lunch, she wants her sign back".
I spooted some liquid through my nose when I read that.
I wasn't drinking anything though.
I've enjoyed island life for 17 years. That's 13 years more than the Confederacy was around.
RIP Albi
When do you tell a woman you're a ham?
It's a jungle out there. Many EQ stupidly with poor articulation.
~TKX
YIAH
"And, of course, the Gym Teacher being his usual self."
W3WN
"The enablers ride on the top of the pile."
WZ7U
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