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    Australian Man Injured by Flying Dildo

    Don't ya just hate it when that happens?

    Entertainment for Peter Rolih’s pre-wedding buck’s party was inspired by that famous scene of the woman expelling the ping pong balls in the comedy film The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert. But this time the projectiles were not little celluloid objects but something rather more solid. And when the scantily clad exotic dancer performed her party trick – shooting dildos at the guests from her private parts, best man Darwin architect Jure Skumavc, 31, found himself in the firing line. As the Rupert Murdoch ownedNorthern Territory News reports this morning, Mr Skumavc was injured by the bullet-shaped, pink, sex toy – measuring about 12cm in length.

    Mr Skumavc was still sporting a scar on his forehead at Mr Rolih’s wedding nearly three weeks after being dinged by the artificial dong. The darting dildo drama unfolded on December 28 in a rented two-bedroom unit in Brisbane.

    Mr Skumavc said about eight other friends joined Mr Rolih for the party. He said the pink projectile was flying an impressive 7m across the room and looping about 2m high.

    “It wasn’t a strong shot (when it hit me in the head),” he said. “It probably just landed on an awkward sort of angle. She was shooting it through the room from one corner to the other,” he said. “Other people got it in their chest and knees. I was the only one bleeding. It was my turn and it landed straight on my forehead. “She started apologising straight away but I just said it was fine … then I touched my forehead and there was blood.”

    Mr Skumavc had difficulties describing the tearaway toy in detail. “I don’t have a massive experience with dildos,” he said.

    The scars left by the offending object have since healed, but Mr Skumavc said the story was still very much alive. “People keep asking how close my face was (to cause that sort of injury),” he said.
    http://blogs.crikey.com.au/thestump/...-flying-dildo/
    Last edited by NQ6U; 01-28-2012 at 09:09 PM.
    All the world’s a stage, but obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce.

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    What a pussy. The guy the guy.
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    All I can say is .......... WTF?? :rofl:
    Why,driving into a brick wall at 60 miles per hour, would I expect it not to hurt!

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    Florida has the Weekly World News and Northern Territory has its NT News...
    But it was delivered a year late.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kb2vxa View Post
    Florida has the Weekly World News and Northern Territory has its NT News...
    But it was delivered a year late.
    He looks cockeyed.
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    Funny, I thought the Australians used boomerangs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KG4CGC View Post
    That ought to spin the piss out of the power meter.
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    Quote Originally Posted by K7SGJ View Post
    That ought to spin the piss out of the power meter.
    You kiddin'? It's big enough to have it's own nuclear power generation system built in.
    All the world’s a stage, but obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce.

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