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  1. 01-23-2012, 09:15 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by NA4BH View Post
    So you're saying he's lucky he didn't end up half cocked?
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  2. 01-24-2012, 12:04 AM #12
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    This reminds me of the old joke about the guy that fell in to his girlfriend's vagina, where he met a previous boyfriend who had also fallen in. He offered to help the other guy find his way out, when the other guy replied "strike a match so I can find my keys and we can DRIVE out!"
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  3. 01-24-2012, 12:40 AM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by WA4TM View Post
    Sounds to me like he would have room to be fully "cocked"!!!!
    Double cocked!


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  4. 01-24-2012, 01:03 AM #14
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    Now put that down and wash your hands, you don't know where it's been!
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    Quote Originally Posted by NA4BH View Post
    If he farted he could put a hole through a big block engine.
    Pull my finger!
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    This story makes no sense. Version 1 - This guy is an inmate but he's out driving a car with a gun in his ass ? Version 2 - He is not an yet inmate but he's got a gun up his ass and he's driving 90 mph to draw the attention of the cops and then when he finally gets pulled over he makes sure he gets arrested by not cooperating ?

    In either case this guy should be sitting in a nuthouse. He is obviously not right in the head as well as extremely stupid.

    The only other possibility, someone in the North Carolina Highway Patrol has a sick sense of humor and just played one hell of a practical joke.
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