Went for my monthly treatment for pelt lice and beagle ticks...(name the movie that the ailments came from and win and IOU for a beverage.) and went wandering aboot the store with cell phone camera in hand.
first stop....I saw this and almost bought it. Hell I may go back for it.
Yep its a ham-about! I was gonna "pimp it out" a bit and put a whip antenna on it. salami stick, cheese all that other stuff that hamabouts have. And look at the back...
Just begging for a callsign. Hmm...May get it and turn it into a Island 75m trophy. What thinks.
Now for the "Who the f*ck thought of this thing" department. I give for you....
So wrong on so many levels. And...AND...this mofo TALKS TO YOU!
So many thoughts thru mah bunneh mind. I wont even begin. Decorum dictates that I just STFU and let you all just think for yourselves.
Oh...and I saw a purple roo!
They keep nice smelling hair care products in there pouches!
Thats aboot it...until next trip to the colostomy bag section...
ME!