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    Capitalization

    In the world of hi-tech gadgetry. I've noticed that more and more people who send text messages and emails have long forgotten the art of capital letters.
    For those of you who fall into this category, please take note of the following statement.
    "Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse."
    Is everybody clear on that?
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    Quote Originally Posted by kb2crk View Post
    In the world of hi-tech gadgetry. I've noticed that more and more people who send text messages and emails have long forgotten the art of capital letters.
    For those of you who fall into this category, please take note of the following statement.
    "Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse."
    Is everybody clear on that?

    Another reason why sentence structure is important.

    The boss had to fire somebody, and he narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack.
    It was an impossible decision because they were both super workers.
    Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning.
    Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after partying all night. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin.
    The boss approached her and said, 'Debra, I've never done this before but.... I have to lay you or Jack off.'
    'Could you jack off?' she says. 'I feel like shit.'
    A clear conscience is usually a sign of a bad memory

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